Angel Rustin

• Birthplace: Sioux Falls, SD
• Height: 5'6
• Favourite Band: Catch 22
• Favourite Game: Wolfenstein
• Current Age: 18

Bio

Angel (real name redacted for privacy) Rustin is a bleak sort of person. He doesn't like talking much anymore and had few friends. He dressed in dark clothing sometimes, but equally dressed like a normal guy when the situation called for it. His emotional outbursts had been level most of his life, and his police record is clean. His online life is quiet, unassuming and largely untraceable, and even if it was, it's not a felony to upload gifs of all the good parts of Lynch and Tarantino movies to his website, nor is it a felony to keep an online diary or participate in online culture. When asked about it, Angel shrugged it off and said "online, no one knows you look like a bitch."

Despite his essence of "bitch," Angel has always been involved in usually manly endeavours, hunting with his father (he has a few guns of his own), going to the gym, helping out with his family's home chicken- and rabbit-keeping operations, driving the Nissan out to the badlands and sitting on the roof for hours. Unfortunately his height caps out at a girl's average, wore big red glasses for most of high school along with his long greasy blond hair, his instrument of choice is a cello, and his bum leg makes team sports a no-go. He bulked up a bit in his last year of high school.

A/N: Jay Can you review this? I don't really feel like Angel has much of a "rich inner mind" thing going on.

FUCK YOU. YOU'VE NEVER PICKED UP A BOOK OR A REAL HOBBY IN YOUR LIFE. IT SHOWS. Let me do the trivia section since it's so fucking DIFFICULT FOR YOU BOTH. Fix it later so I look like a good little pussyboy again.

Bits and Bobs

• Has a bomb-ass pet Rex rabbit named Sonya.
• She weighs 10 lbs, and she's a house rabbit. She used to be really small. But she's like. Tenacius. She beat up one of her littermates that was wailing on her so bad that we just uthanized him and ate him after.
• Reads classic literature. It's not gay.
• Currently reading Les Fleurs Du Mal. Also not gay.
• Dominates Jay in Doom every time we play.
• Combat boots/Docs make me look taller but I can't find them with the little insole for my shitty bitch leg.
• Everyone gets on my case for the dark pullovers but it's Sioux Falls, it's COLD, and it's my dads! What's the problem, why do you guys make me dress in baby blue man, I don't wanna do that.
• I shot off my ring finger by accident.
• I miss it.
• We had grown so attached.
• Can't stand the sight of blood.