Adriance Caruso

• Birthplace: Staten Island, NY
• Height: 6'3
• Favourite Band: Pavement
• Favourite Game: Chrono Trigger
• Current Age: 21

Bio

Adriance's spoiled upbringing came to a swift and painful end following an ill-advised play session on a Staten Island coastline during Syringe Tide. Hospital visits and guidance counselor appointments filled his teenage years.

His explosive behavioural issues, sullen personality and ability to throw desks through three classroom walls made him the plague of his teachers, and staring right through women's clothes didn't win him any (girl)friends. Most of his childhood was spent indoors, in the safety of worlds where power was praised rather than throttled, and innate goodness was true and a given.

While Adriance graduated high school, the extent of his status as a lost cause is intensified when he returns to New Jersey after taking a "gap year" during his studies in California, presumably to kickstart his punk rock band, but he seems worried about other things.

Bits and Bobs

• Started playing guitar at nine.
• Subscribed to Nintendo Power.
• Both of his parents are human rights lawyers.
• Top speed clocked at 60mph airborne.
• Record suspension number in a year: 14. The final straw? Punching a hole through his locker.
• Has a German Shepherd named Sadie.
• Wears a retainer.
• His best friend is Sally Ki.